they all have a bumper sticker that they use for a blanket. it is clever for one minute. they pull it over themselves, up to their chins. some of them are mice, some of them are roaches, and some of them are pigeons. they all look the same when they are under their bumper sticker.
when they are not under their bumper sticker, they wear pirate suits. they say “arrrr!” they squint at other animals. they are all running around on an island in the middle of the lake in laurelhurst park. the geese make a circle around them and try to peck off their heads. the mice and roaches and pigeons jab their hooks at the geese’s eyes and try to distract them with their striped clothing. the geese get out guns and shoot them.
the geese eat them all up, except for their feet. the geese make necklaces out of their feet and talk about how stupid the bumper stickers are.
oh yes.