Protected sex at least five times a week will stimulate the economy. People will get exercise. Optimism will be restored. Ben Bernanke needs to get laid at least six times a week. CEOs and investors need to fuck eight times a week. People who are laid off from their jobs should have wild sex all day with other people who have been laid off from their jobs. People will buy condoms, they will buy lubricants, they will order Chinese take-out. They will patronize independently-owned corner stores everywhere.
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